On runaway girlfriends

So my girl's ran away from home...

Some argument with her dad late last night and she got the train and went to her friends house in Wales. Her best friend (who put me in **** for claiming to fancy her) has been phoning me non-stop for the past hour and a bit trying to find out where she is.
My girl's told me but I've told the best friend she's at another friends house (who put coke in her soup a while back and drugged her) and she eventually got through that and believes she's at this place in Wales even though my girl won't confirm it wid her. Apparantly her dad stayed home from working at the pub he owns because he's "crying on the setee" (which I don't believe because he has a loooong criminal record).

- adamjaxe via some message board

On a Hugo Boss model

Oh my god have you seen that film about david bowie? fuck its got this guy in it who is this hugo boss model fuck he's so fucking FIT i mean i'd fuck him and if he wouldn't let me fuck him i'd try fucking anything that stuck out of him i'd fuck his nose i'd fuck his fucking NOSE

On Tila Tequila

hahahahahahahahaha the ugly butch denied u shouldve gone with someone that could asctually pleasure u lol my god that was a really stupid decision how fun is bumber cars???? seriously i can guarentee that is boring dick in the vag is better.

Nalek (via myspace)

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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

On Devvo

Yeah i know devvo is fake, But it isnt really 'fake' its acting.

But ive seen that video and i just thought it was some queers being gay, ill take another look at it.

- youtube comment from djbd2k7 (1 month ago)