Saturday, 29 November 2008

On Kanye West - Heartless

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ere why dont you go and smell your nan you fucking fat cunt this song is shit now shut your mouth and stop acting clever over youtube you fucking horribel cunt

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

On fulfilling two dreams at once

I never thought I'd have a girlfriend in my life. I've always been the outcast, always been alone, hell for most of my life I never had more than a few words of conversation with a girl. I can count the number of hugs I've ever had on one hand. It never bothered me too much, as I used to consider myself asexual, but deep down I think it depressed me, especially when all my friends started hanging out with their girlfriends instead of me. I used to worry I was gay, but that's not the case.

But now it seems things are changing, and there's a girl who I feel very attracted to. We've hit it off, and sure, she's not the most attractive girl, and she may be slightly overweight, but I think she could be the one.

This brings me to another side of my life. I am and have been for years a dedicated member of the Furry Fandom. I've always felt a special bond with animals, and always been more attracted to anthro's than humans. (My first fap was Krystal from Starfox, I was a late bloomer) Now I feel as though I am betraying that part of me. It's a very large part of my life, I attend conventions, actively post in and even moderate multiple Fandom communities, and have my own artwork gallery online. Now I'm not stupid enough to think that I shouldn't go through with having sex with a human, as unfortunately anthro's aren't real, but if this really is going to be my first time, I want it to be how I always hoped it would be. Simply put, I want my girlfriend to wear a fursuit.

The thing is as you've probably picked up on I'm not great at social interaction. I have no idea if she's a furry, or fur-curious, and I don't want to mess this up and embarrass myself. How can I go about subtly suggesting something like this to her? I don't want her to freak out. I'm sure most people would.

I know it's silly, and if she won't do it she's obviously not the girl for me, but I'd really like for two of my dreams to come true together, and I owe it to myself to try to make it happen. Any advice you can give is muchly appreciated.

- Mega Trout
on a forum.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Monday, 29 September 2008

On Film

Airplane? Is that the one where they crash into the snow and have to eat each other?

- Courtesy of a Virgin Atlantic Air Hostess

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

On Gang Rape

lets assume that the most you can realistically have raping at one time is three people on the victim

then surely the best rape gangs consist of multiples of three.
for example you have three gangs of three

one raping, one preparing and one assisting
they rotate on a ten minute basis, and each time a rape team enters the fray they rotate positions from the time before

this ensures that everyone gets a fair rape

- from tomahawk2474
Posted 9/16/2008 3:44:30 PM
On a message board.

Friday, 12 September 2008

On Creationism being taught in science lessons

“Just because something lacks scientific support doesn’t seem to me a sufficient reason to omit it from a science lesson.”

- Professor Reiss, a Church of England clergyman

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

On Shana

17 Apr 2007 0:15

-Fantastic 4

PS. Everyone should check out Shana's music. It's beautiful.

On the LHC

if his density is smaller than earth, it's suck by earth and stay at the middle of earth. :)

- a guy at work.

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

On some videogame

bong9876543214578 (5 days ago)

well i would not trust my life with u ppl thats 4 dame shore bunch of wiene bitches this game repetitive. or its hord u fuck heads dame u guys suck dicks.

Joined: August 07, 2008

1.well i heavey metal.
2.i love my girle frend.
3.i hate U.S.A.
4.presedent bush needs 2 die.
5.i love parteying.
6.i love playing games with pepols minds.
7.i hate avrey one how hats me.
8.i hate war.
9 i hate u.
10.i love apple pie.
11.i love pie
Age: 16
Country: Sweden

Monday, 18 August 2008

On runaway girlfriends

So my girl's ran away from home...

Some argument with her dad late last night and she got the train and went to her friends house in Wales. Her best friend (who put me in **** for claiming to fancy her) has been phoning me non-stop for the past hour and a bit trying to find out where she is.
My girl's told me but I've told the best friend she's at another friends house (who put coke in her soup a while back and drugged her) and she eventually got through that and believes she's at this place in Wales even though my girl won't confirm it wid her. Apparantly her dad stayed home from working at the pub he owns because he's "crying on the setee" (which I don't believe because he has a loooong criminal record).

- adamjaxe via some message board

On a Hugo Boss model

Oh my god have you seen that film about david bowie? fuck its got this guy in it who is this hugo boss model fuck he's so fucking FIT i mean i'd fuck him and if he wouldn't let me fuck him i'd try fucking anything that stuck out of him i'd fuck his nose i'd fuck his fucking NOSE

Wednesday, 13 August 2008

On Tila Tequila

hahahahahahahahaha the ugly butch denied u shouldve gone with someone that could asctually pleasure u lol my god that was a really stupid decision how fun is bumber cars???? seriously i can guarentee that is boring dick in the vag is better.

Nalek (via myspace)


So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

On Devvo

Yeah i know devvo is fake, But it isnt really 'fake' its acting.

But ive seen that video and i just thought it was some queers being gay, ill take another look at it.

- youtube comment from djbd2k7 (1 month ago)