Tuesday, 17 November 2009

On Waterloo, Liverpool

mc-tez-ako says:

fuck of ya diked fuck all rong with waterloo lived ere for 7 years its all snd ere ya duno wat da fuck ya chattin m8 am 17 n ye do fuk aba n tht bu notin rong wid it ur jus 1 of dem posh nobs prob hu luks down at every1 ya prob nt even a scousa ya fukin diked or even if ya r uve onli dun dis coz wen u lived ere in waterloo u was a lil victum ya dirty fukin scumbag dnt diss waterloo agen ya stupid fukin goth

-via Chavtowns comments

Monday, 13 July 2009

On years AD

I can hardly wait til I can stop saying "two thousand" it's such an effort. I've already started saying "Two-thousand nine" instead of "Two-thousand and nine" because it's shorter. It just makes me want to not bother saying the date.

- 'Noddy' on a messageboard

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

On Architecture

Things like that piss me right off.

People are starving in the world, whilst mugs wearing Che Guevera T shirts and a beret on their head get to earn money designing and making stupid houses.

- 'Avon B' on a forum.

Saturday, 29 November 2008

On Kanye West - Heartless

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ere why dont you go and smell your nan you fucking fat cunt this song is shit now shut your mouth and stop acting clever over youtube you fucking horribel cunt

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

On fulfilling two dreams at once

I never thought I'd have a girlfriend in my life. I've always been the outcast, always been alone, hell for most of my life I never had more than a few words of conversation with a girl. I can count the number of hugs I've ever had on one hand. It never bothered me too much, as I used to consider myself asexual, but deep down I think it depressed me, especially when all my friends started hanging out with their girlfriends instead of me. I used to worry I was gay, but that's not the case.

But now it seems things are changing, and there's a girl who I feel very attracted to. We've hit it off, and sure, she's not the most attractive girl, and she may be slightly overweight, but I think she could be the one.

This brings me to another side of my life. I am and have been for years a dedicated member of the Furry Fandom. I've always felt a special bond with animals, and always been more attracted to anthro's than humans. (My first fap was Krystal from Starfox, I was a late bloomer) Now I feel as though I am betraying that part of me. It's a very large part of my life, I attend conventions, actively post in and even moderate multiple Fandom communities, and have my own artwork gallery online. Now I'm not stupid enough to think that I shouldn't go through with having sex with a human, as unfortunately anthro's aren't real, but if this really is going to be my first time, I want it to be how I always hoped it would be. Simply put, I want my girlfriend to wear a fursuit.

The thing is as you've probably picked up on I'm not great at social interaction. I have no idea if she's a furry, or fur-curious, and I don't want to mess this up and embarrass myself. How can I go about subtly suggesting something like this to her? I don't want her to freak out. I'm sure most people would.

I know it's silly, and if she won't do it she's obviously not the girl for me, but I'd really like for two of my dreams to come true together, and I owe it to myself to try to make it happen. Any advice you can give is muchly appreciated.

- Mega Trout
on a forum.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Monday, 29 September 2008

On Film

Airplane? Is that the one where they crash into the snow and have to eat each other?

- Courtesy of a Virgin Atlantic Air Hostess